
Fook me, that was fast. Valve confirmed today that their upcoming E3 surprise will be “Portal 2 themed”, which means we can all stop wondering.
This confirmation came at the same time as a presser revealed that the game would be delayed. How sad. The reason? The same as always, to make the game better.
“Representatives from both companies acknowledged that public safety concerns factored into the decision. They went on to say that even though Portal 2 will arrive slightly later than planned, all life on earth won’t instantaneously stop as every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light, which is what would happen should a rip ever appear in the fabric of Valve Time.
“Also, the game will be even better.
“To ask questions about how close we all came to dying, or to ask futile questions about the previously announced E3 ***PORTAL-2-THEMED-FOR-GOD’S SAKE*** surprise…”
That’s it! Hopefully a trailer or a level will be revealed at E3.