So, you know that awesome narrator for Supergiant Games‘ Bastion? Well, he’s got a bone to pick with Portal‘s Cave Johnson. This quick video, filled with propaganda from Valve‘s clever puzzler, has the Narrator explaining his beef with Cave (with a “C”) and implies how The Calamity may have been the fault of Aperture Science.
Valve, creators of Portal 2, are announcing a contest, encouraging their fans to create a Portal 2 music video to the song “Exile Vilify“, by The National, who composed a special track for Portal 2. The rules are pretty simple. Using any visuals you like, compose a video to The National’s song, and upload it to YouTube, using the tag “PORTAL2NATIONALEXILE“. The community will vote on their favorite video, and [...]
Oh, Valve. If you were a woman, I would make sweet, sweet love to you. Alas, you are a company and that is more effort than I’m willing to put forth. You’ve offered us a free Portal 2 soundtrack and even thrown in a handful of ringtones for our phones to jingle those lovely tunes whenever it’s trying to alert us to something important. Download Songs to Test By: Volume [...]
Valve put out mod tools for their newly released FPS/Puzzle masterpiece Portal 2 recently, bringing in new gameplay possibilities in the form of custom test chambers and even crazier mental processing involving Portals. But a few eagle-eyed modders have picked up something that isn’t a Portal or a Potato. It’s a Combine Advisor.
Hey, look! Another one! The Aperture Science Surprise Deployment Initiation System is counting down, but this time the little clock is accompanied by lovable co-op robots Atlas and P-Body from Portal 2! Check it out right here. Just a bit under an hour and a half (at the time of this post, the screencap came before the writing!) until something happens.

