I love Bioshock. I even really liked Bioshock 2. I was REALLY looking forward to Bioshock Infinite, and I still am, but I must say that I can’t help but feel ashamed for such a uniquely visual game to have such a generic actionbro cover. Check out a full sized image of the terrible, terrible artwork after the jump mixed with a generous helping of patented Joe Cam Bitching™. Bro.

The Black Crowes make are getting a 3 pack in Rock Band 3 and Rock Band Blitz on Tuesday and Rock Band Network is back in action for the Xbox 360 with a pretty crazy update after a day off last week. Hit the jump for all the details!

Let’s see, new Ratchet and Clank game? Check Big lineup of PS3 and PSP games on sale? Check Bigger discounts on said sale games for PlayStation Plus members? Check. A few PS Vita game price drops? Check. Some SEGA AM2 classics released? Check. You know what? This is actually a pretty OK lineup on the PlayStation Network this week! Almost makes me forget that PS Plus members aren’t getting a […]

Do you like beating up your friends while dressed like a lewd cat? Me too! Soon you will be able to channel your inner Felicia once again and crush opponents with sweet seductive moves such as Hell Cat or Dancing Flash. As if the annihilation of your dearest friends isn’t enough, you’ll be able to upload their humiliation to You Tube for the whole world to laugh at! I mean […]

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Oh yeah, and Carly Rae Jepsen is coming to Rock Band 3 and Rock Band Blitz as well. By the way, no idea who made that image, but I found it over here and thought it was funny. Anyways, there’s no Xbox 360 RBN this week due to the holiday, but if you follow the releases on the 360 Dashboard, you know there’s some new Anarchy Club and everybody should […]

Genre: Open-World Action Adventure | Developer: Ubisoft | Publisher: Ubisoft Platform: Xbox 360/PlayStation 3/Wii U/PC | Players: 1 Local/8 Online Rating: ESRB: M (Mature) / PEGI: 18 Recently, the Assassin’s Creed formula, tried and tested as it is, has begun to wear thin, beaten into the ground with an iterative yearly formula that many feel has become stale. Is a new location and a new time-span enough to reinvigorate the […]

Well PS Plus didn’t hit the PS Vita like it was supposed to, today, but when Sony announced a Monday release I kind of figured it wouldn’t happen until midday Tuesday like everything else Sony does when it comes to store updates. Anyways, PS Plus on the Vita is the big news for the week, but PS3 owners still get a few freebies (including stuff we’ve gotten free probably a […]

First off: Hell yes. What an awesome week of DLC! Secondly: Six singles, six bands, great variety. NIN, Crossfade, Dragonforce, and more. Thirdly: New Taproot among others with the new Rock Band Network stuff. Check after the break for the full run down of this awesome, awesome week in Rock Band 3 and Rock Band Blitz DLC!

That’s right, folks, DLC is coming to Sony Smash Bros. and the first two characters will be Kat from Gravity Rush for the PS Vita and That Guy from Starhawk from the game Starhawk! His name is Emmett or something. Both characters will be available “early next year” and will actually be FREE for the first two weeks! Can’t complain about free DLC, right? PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale releases for […]

EDIT: This story has been updated with more details from the European PlayStation Blog. My adorable colleague John-Paul Jones, who has something called a “real job” and is unable to get this story up, alerted me to this news post over on CVG revealing the details for the European launch of PlayStation Plus on the PS Vita. In the story, it’s revealed that it will be introduced on Wednesday, the 21st, […]

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