Irrational Games decided to make the long wait for Bioshock Infinite even worse today by announcing a Premium Edition and an Ultimate Songbird Edition to torture us even further for $79.99 and $149.99 respectively.

Both editions will come with a 3″ crow bottle keychain, a 5″ x 7″ lithograph, a 25mm resin Handyman miniture from the upcoming Bioshock Infinite Board Game, and a mini art book full of concept art and commentary. Both versions will also come with the requisite virtual goodies like in game-gear, soundtrack, and either Xbox 360 avatar costumes or themes for the PC and PS3.

The big extra comes in the Ultimate Songbird Edition. That big ass Songbird statue pictured above that’s nearly 10″ tall. That’s the statue that makes me wanna go HNNNNGGGGG. Holy crap I need that so bad. February, why aren’t you here yet??

To get a better look at everything as well as find places to preorder, hit up the Bioshock Infinite Preorder site now!