I bet you were pretty excited about Resident Evil 5 being Move-compatible upon Move’s launch later this year. I guess, if that’s the case, you were pretty excited when Resident Evil 5 was announced and later launched. Maybe so excited that you bought it day one and played the ever-living-Hell out of the game that you didn’t even once consider getting the Gold Edition because you thought that they would just release everything via DLC. Which they did.

But did you know that the regular version of Resident Evil 5 and the Gold Edition are different? At the surface and in gameplay, you’d never be able to tell, but your regular version will not be Move-compatible.

Wait, what?

Don’t worry about your eyes, you read that right. Regular versions of Resident Evil 5 will not be Move-compatible upon Move’s launch. Only PS3 discs touched upon with the glorious label “Gold Edition” will work with Move when it comes out on September 19th.

“Technical reasons” are specified for the incompatibility, said social media specialist Sid Schuman on the US PS Blog, but that sounds like a load of a dung beetle’s favorite thing in the whole world—dung.

P.S. — On a side note, finding an image for the banner made me notice that Google has a new style for their image search.  I can’t decide if I love it or hate it.  For now, I am indifferent.